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Proof That Even Obama Doesn’t Believe What He Says

President Obama just struck fear into the hearts of our enemies by declaring that “ideologies are not defeated with guns, are defeated by better ideas, a more attractive and compelling vision.” Well, maybe they didn’t feel fear; their reactions were probably more like laughter and derision. Either way, let’s pretend Obama actually believes his own rhetoric and see where it takes us.

After a long day of trashing the Constitution, President Obama is sitting down to dinner with the wife and kids. As dessert is being served, a delegation of six radical Islamic ideologues scales the White House fence with AK-47s and a number of long sharp knives. The ever vigilant Secret Service agents on duty notice the delegation entering the unlocked front door of the White House and, using the President’s new strategy, challenge them.

SS Agent: “Halt, you are in a restricted area! Wouldn’t it be much better for you to be over at the Washington monument enjoying the many sights our fair city has to offer?”

ISIS Leader: “No, we kill you.”

And then they do, because the Secret Service agents no longer carry guns since guns won’t defeat ideologies.

After dispatching the Secret Service agents, the ISIS delegation continues on to the White House living room where President Obama and his family have just sat down to enjoy a game of Marxist Trivial Pursuit.

ISIS Leader: “Barack Obama, we told you we would cut off your head in the White House, and we are here to do that”.

Obama (laughing nervously): “Now wait a minute guys, I have a better idea. You could let me live and we can have a beer”.

ISIS Leader: “No! You are an infidel. We kill you.”

Obama: “I understand what you want to do, but there is a better…”

ISIS Leader: “No, we kill you.”

Obama (starting to sweat): “Guys, what you really want is better economic conditions. You could sneak across the Mexican border…”

ISIS Leader: “No, we already did that.”

Obama: “Oh yeah”.

ISIS Leader: “Now we kill you”.

Obama (kneeling with his hands tied behind his back): “Well then, how about some really great government benefits like food stamps and public housing?”

ISIS Leader: “We already have all of that. Now we kill you”.

Okay, that’s about as far as I can take this without getting a visit from the Secret Service, but you can see where I’m going with this. No matter how much Obama professes to believe in better ideas and a more attractive vision, he still has men with guns guarding him and his family from those whose ideologies include cutting off his head. While Obama is waiting for Hope and Change to take effect in the Middle East, ISIS is butchering real people every day, and those people will get little comfort knowing that Obama has better ideas.

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About James P Willis

James P Willis lives with his family in Blacksburg, Virginia. He is a Cold War submarine veteran, political activist, and retired industrial mechanic. James is currently an Editor / Contributor for NewsNinja2012, a freelance writer, and his blog can be found at

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